My next companion

I've decided that my next new life goal is to get a pet cat. I've never
own a cat before; this should be interesting.... but not as interesting
as a cat missing all four of its limbs!

That is right, I want to own a cat with no workable limbs. Just nubs. His/her name shall be Kitty No-Legs.

I got the idea from a fake commercial late at night on Adult Swim. It
excited me. It inspired me. I'm going through a phase where I love cats
more than dogs right now and I want me a cat. I want me a cat that
can't move on it's own, unless it had robotic legs. (That would be
pretty damn sweet)

I want me an amputee kitty.

I'm quite sure it would be hard to find such a specimen without the capabilities
of moving, but I am determined. If I can't find a little guy that fits
the bill, I'll just get a cat and have nature run its course. What I
mean by that is take it to a vet (or a mob boss) and have the dirty job done.

I figure to have it done to a young kitten, that way it won't know life in a
different way - so then I don't feel like a crummy jerk.







**This post is purely a joke, as are my other posts. If you report me to PETA I will shank ya ass for being a d-bag. I am a member of PETA, and I don't need them crazy people yelling at meh.